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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:20
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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